Archive for February, 2009

Pirate Trials and Wifi Hackery

I must apologize for the gap since my last post, I am severely disappointed in myself for letting this much time get by before I wrote on this bugger again.  The server has been moved to a bigger and better server since the last post.  We are now rockin’ a beast of an Alienware laptop that won’t slow down on the busy days this domain draws in every now and then.  Since the server also provides services besides this blog, hehehe, I needed the extra power that the original junker I set this up on did not provide.  Point being, it makes me happy whether you understand what I am talking about your not….which means you should be happy too :)   I have a few things I would like to talk about today such as the Pirate Bay trials, my Wifi hacking presentation, and  whatever else I come up with by the time I get to the fourth paragraph. Here it goes…

So in case you didn’t know,the masterminds behind one of the most infamous torrent trackers, The Pirate Bay, started their trial earlier this week.   Movies and record labels worldwide rejoiced as they thought they were about to sink a titanic player in the torrent industry, they were very wrong.  Not two days into the trial, prosecutors dropped the major charges of copyright infringement that would have nailed the Pirate Bay crew to the wall.  If at this point you don’t know what a torrent is, it basically is just another way to download things on the internet.  Think of a much more sophisticated limewire or Kazaa that is actually inteded to the dissemination of legal materials.  The defendents also have developed an ingenous “i-dunno” strategy in order to make their case in court.  According to two of the defendents, they don’t read the contracts they sign, proof the speeches they write, or have any idea what the law may say about anything illegal they may be doing.  Fredrik Neij, owner of thepiratebay.org, who claims to be dyslexic, backs his site fully saying that he was under the understanding that everything he was doing was legal.  Essentially, they guys made a mockery of the courtroom and further infuriated the media industry worldwide as they continue to evade any attempt at ending the pirate’s reign of the internet.  They also made a good point in the process, Youtube has a significantly more copyright infringing material that the pirate bay, and even many other torrent trackers that are out there.  According to s survey of 1000 torrents on the site, almost 80% of those included legally downloadable content.  All in all these guys are fighting the man half the world around.  You should follow their trial as they continue their awesome strategy of playing stupid and making judges and lawyers very, very angry.

On February 22nd at 7PM in Dreese 266 here at The Ohio State University, I will be giving a talk about how to hack most commercial Wifi networks’ encryption protocols at the Open Source Club meeting……you should come and watch this crazy shit and maybe learn a thing or two.  I will be covering WEP hacking, WPA hacking as well as going in depth on the protocols themselves in order to show their strength’s and then their weaknesses….mostly by cracking them open like a little binary walnut.  And, if there is time, I may even go into man-in-the-middle attacks and how they can be used to steal anything and everything you send over a network that has been cracked.  This, of course, is just a proof of concept talk and nothing I talk about or show you should be used except for testing purposes and fun ;)   You should come so I can make you a wizard in cracking dumb peoples networks who make their passphrase something like “wireless” or “hackmeogodpleasehackme.”  Even if you are not computer literate you should still join b/c this stuff is cool and I will do my best to make it the best computer talk your eyes will ever witness.  If not, its cool, you read my blog so you’re still on my  A list.

Back in normal people world…..I would like to take this time to say that I hate people who have this idea that they have this God given right to drive in the left lane even though they are not passing anyone.  This idea is completely ludicrous.  I actually once saw a bumper sticker on a ladies truck (who was driving 50 in a 65 in the LEFT LANE) that said, “I can drive in the left lane if I want to.”  NOOOOOOO!!!!!  If i wasn’t traveling > 60 MPH at the time I would get out of my car and pound some sense into this idiots head.  I know that in Kentucky you can actually be ticketed for driving in the left lane if you are not passing anyone…..this rule should be established worldwide to keep idiots like the bumper sticker lady in the lane that they belong.  It drives me absolutely insane when I am in a hurry, or I just can’t stand being behind someone anymore, when I cannot pass a group of cars because one of these people who think it is their divine right to be in the left lane is in front of me.  I typically set my cruise at 75+, which is a good deal faster than most cars on the highway, so I spend a lot of my time passing people……BUT, once I pass them I get right back into the right lane so that if someone is going 90 they can get around me with ease, problem freaking solved.   This drives me insane and happened like 6 times on my way back from Dayton this morning so I had to get it off my chest.  I’m out for tonight, I have actual school work that I should be putting my thoughts into :)

And now, for your viewing pleasure……a really long but hilarious review of the NES game Back to the Future.  Watch it, it’s way worth it

Facebook is stealing your face…..literally

I would like to take some time now to discuss this whole Facebook Terms of Service issue that I’m sure you have seen lingering at the top of your facebook home page.  I personally don’t find it at all suprising that facebook tried to pull this crap but it is nonetheless pretty freakin’ scary that they almost got away with it. For those of you that don’t know, Facebook attempted to silently alter their Terms of Service to basically say that they have the rights to anything and everything you decide to stick in your little facebook world.  By silently I mean that they changed it and didn’t bother to let anyone know that they now own all the stuff that you decide to post.  They CLAIM that they do not need to let anyone know that they have altered their terms of service but that is absolute crap.  They knew full well how bad this would piss people off and so they tried to sneak it in without anybody noticing it.  Lucky for all of you guys there are more people like me out there defending your internet rights from dumb (and borderline illegal) stuff like this.  The reason that facebook claims they did nothing wrong in not letting anyone know is because of this little clause in the original ToS, “revisable without notice and with or without cause.”  This is like crossing your fingers while swearing on the bible in court and claiming that you can’t be held in comtempt for going against your oath because you were crossing your fingers.  There is another page that goes along with this that advises facebook users to read the Terms of Service every time you visit your page.  Have you ever read the thing?  It’s god awfully long and full of horrible legal dribble that no one wants to read every single time they want to get on and stalk that hot girl from down the hall or post a picture of themselves and their significant other touching their tongues together. Now besides the fact that they claim they should be able to alter their ToS whenever they want and not tell anyone, there’s the issue that they tried to take ownership of all things on your facebook.  CEO Mark Zuckerburg tried to talk his way around the subject by saying that the clause was necessary to drive the social features of the site, but I seriously could have drawn up a ToS myself that could have done that without trying to take the rights to all of our stuff.  Nice try Zuckerburg, but we just aren’t that stupid.  Let me present you with a hypothetical situation.  Let’s say that you have a glorius picture of yourself posted on facebook, with complete privacy settings enacted and everything so that only the people you want can see it.  In this picture you are doing a kegstand with two dude holding you up, your skirt up to your boobs, and your pink victoria secret thong in full view that doesn’t cover up that little cliched star tattoo on your hip that you don’t want your mom to know about.  Under these new terms of service that facebook didnt bother to tell you about, it would be perfectly legal for them to use this picture in an advertising campaign of theirs.  Let’s say facebook decided to campaign in your local college newspaper, and used this picture in the ad.  Your mom comes to town for the weekend and picks up this newspaper and sees this picture of you doing this awesome kegstand.  She recognizes the thong because it has gone through the laundry at home before and she also recognizes the skirt because she bought it for you last christmas.  BUSTED, and facebook has done absolutely nothing wrong.  Now I know this is a gross exaggeration of a possible outcome but I did it to prove a point.  Freaky, huh?  The other crazy thing is that even if you were to delete your facebook, they could keep it around on their servers and use all your stuff for their gain anyways…since they do own it and all.  Even more freaky.  Now that I have alerted you to this almost successful personal information hijacking attempt that facebook made, you should vote in that poll to your right and tell me what you think about this whole situation.

On a lighter note, I think I aced my stats test this morning…which is awesome.  I am also making my way back to Gem City (hahaha, it always makes me laugh when I say that) tonight to see off a friend who is leaving for boot camp soon.  For those of you who don’t know what Gem City is, it’s Dayton….now see why I am laughing?  Anyways, I feel like I have rambled enough for today and provided you with some useful information to go kick facebook in the nuts with.

And now for your viewing pleasure, this video was suggested by William….so here you go man