The story of how I find cool stuff, inevitably break said cool stuff, and (hopefully) end up fixing whatever I did

It’s been forever since I wrote on this sucker but to be honest, I haven’t had a whole lot of time.  It has been quite an eventful week and a half or so with many things to keep me busy.  The first 3 weeks of the quarter have absolutely flown by, which I am very thankful for because the sooner the summer gets here, the sooner I get to go back to work and get un-broke.  Although these events also prove to be a hindrance to my blog writ,ing and therefore your entertainment.  Some of these exciting events include class, last minuted club presentations, class, sleeping, possible major violations of student privacy (set forth by FERPA) by Ohio State and the uproar that followed, partying, easter, and nazi zombies.  Not real nazi zombies, just me, Dennis and Will lightin’ up some virtual zombies with a variety of weapons and yelling insults at each other in the process.  B/c everyone knows you have to be lighthearted while enduring wave upon wave of flesh eating, undead nazis.  But all of this has postponed my writing until about now, so now I will continue with my nonsense.

If you have never ventured into the dark corners of the internet, I will give you a short explanation of what you may find.  These places are not for the light hearted, and definitely not for the easily offended.  These little know corners of the virtual world are inhabited by some of the most guiltless and merciless people you will ever “meet”.  These people are called trolls, and they might as well be real trolls for some of the shit they have done.  While hilarious, their acts are definitely not something anyone in their right mind would put on a resume.   One of these such web dungeons is a place called 4chan.  4chan is run by an infamous guy known as moot, and that is probably you will ever get to know about this mysterious dude.  If you ever were to venture into the mouth of 4chan, you would find yourself on a relatively un-assuming main page with some anime strewn about.  A ton of this site is devoted to this japanese cartoon style, but the place you are really looking for is the board called /b/.  Unless you are prepared for it, /b/ is not a place I would suggest anyone on this blog to go.  /b/ will, no joke, warp your f*cking mind.  I have seen some of the most messed up stuff on there, some of which I really don’t even want to repeat in writing on my blog.  No one reveals their true identity in this place, and for good reason as any one of these guys could probably be sued for things connected to them on the site had they posted any real info.  Everyone goes by the name “Anonymous” and everyone there is referred to as a “fag”.  Oldfags, newfags and every other form of the word fag you could possibly think of is used to refer to any given user on the site at any given time.  Also, if racism offends you, DO NOT travel into this place……I will guarantee you that you get extremely pissed.  The interesting thing about this board is that this is where all those internet jokes you hear about are born.  Remember “Chocolate Rain”?  Yea, that was them. Rickrolling?  Yea, that was them too.  Lolcatz?  Yep, theirs as well.  The thing about this place is that none of it makes any sense to anyone outside of 4chan at all.  The humor is so bizarre that no one gets it, and if you do get it then it is absolutely hilarious to you and only you.  Black humor is a major one as well.  Some of the jokes on this board will scar certain people for life, and if you do get scarred as a result of this posting…I’m really sorry.  I would never, ever, ever try to argue with these people either….they will win, whether you are in fact right or not.   All they want is “lulz”.  What is lulz you ask?  Lulz are basically lol’s at the expense of other people.  The get great joy out of humiliating, frustrating, and just plain demeaning others.  There are many imitators but only one 4chan; for example, others such as 4chan, 7chan, 420chan, anonboard etc etc have popped up and either have failed legitimately or failed under very suspicious conditions with hints left on 4chan boards after the demise of a competitor.   This is just a very brief glimpse into this weird, entertaining, yet very disturbing world.  I would not recommend this really to anyone not prepared, but if you do so desire to go to this place…you will either laugh your ass off or leave utterly confused and disturbed.  I myself find some of it pretty damn funny, although I times it does scare me a tad bit.  I would tell stories….but I wouldn’t want to rot your brain.

If you truely want to test your stomach…travel on over here >>  http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

Now that I have introduced you to this place I am either going to have to give a “Your Welcome!” or a “I’m so, so sorry”.  So I put them both up in case of either case happening, can’t be too prepared.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you either, so don’t get mad at me if you can’t sleep for a couple nights :p

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